Dear reader last night in my dreams I kissed a giant spider, switched bodies with people, and I was married to a guy and had twins with him(one boy one girl) who he was holding during the wedding.

We were married by the giant spider, at the end of the wedding we had to kiss her(Yes dear reader the giant spider was a female) then the guy I had just married wanted to behead the giant spider but before he could do it I woke up.