Dear reader I just woke up from a weird dream that I fell in love with a Dodgers baseball player.

Side note to reader my family has been Dodgers fans since before I was born.

In the dream my dad somehow invited the team to our house and they came. I was sitting on the couch with some guy(not a Dodgers player just a random guy) and he was telling me why he couldn’t be my boyfriend.

One of the Dodgers players comes in with one of their pitchers and tells me maybe I should date one of them.

I look at him like he is nuts. The pitcher somehow ends up sitting down next to me and we start talking and he asks me if I want to go out to a movie with him.

I say yes but explain that in order to go he has to be willing to help get my chair into my dad’s truck and lift me in and out.

He tells me ok and says he learned to speak English watching old movies. This is where it gets weird dear reader.

He then tells me I have something on the side of my face affection starts rubbing it off with his hand. He can’t get it off so he has me lick my hand and he puts my hand where it is and has me rub it off.

He then kisses me. I stop kissing him and he kisses me again and puts my head on his shoulder while wrapping his other arm around me while trying to be sneaky about grabbing my ass.

I smile at him to let him know I know he is trying to grab my ass he then brushes he hand over it and pulls me as close to him as he can get me I smile and as I start to feel content and lay my head back down I wake up.