Warning: I know this dream will sound crazy but here it is:

The dream starts out with me somehow meeting and having a one time thing with a porn guy(I didn’t see the sex).

I somehow am taking to a local radio station about how he really wasn’t that good. Then his gf starts a thing about me on FB trying to talk crap.

I then find out that he has sex to pay for her stuff(I got the vibe that it was just sex with me and I didn’t pay for it). She then figures out that I am not trying to trash her guy on purpose or date him it’s a one time deal.

Then she tells me after we cool that she told a guy friend of her’s about me and he started reaching about me and started to fall for me. I think he found this blog and was trying to get dirt on me for his friend but he ended up liking me in the process.

The girl tells me that normally she wouldn’t hook me up with him but she saw how much he smiled when he found my Facebook(from giving my name on the radio) and blog that she wants us to talk.

Then it goes to her telling me that he found out about my divorce and what my ex put me through and he wanted to pay for me to file because he used to be a Marine like my ex and what my ex did in his opinion gives him a bad name by association.

I told her I didn’t want his money and I would handle it on my own and she then tells I need to at least meet him and I agree.

I then start talking with him and he keeps telling me that I will get with him in time, I didn’t want to because of how cocky he was.

I woke up just as he was telling me I should go see him, we were talking on facetime.

PS. The really weird part dear reader was that I can even describe the profile picture He used on Facebook.

It was hand drawn in black sharpie and it was the grim reaper without his sickle and in the middle of the grim reaper was a man like figure(like the cut-out for the gingerbread man) without out eyes or anything.