Dear Alex:

Please take your 3 ringed circus with all of your crazyness and your friends and their drama back.

– Me

PS. If I didn’t still miss you I wouldn’t be helping them as much as I am.

Chris says the baby isn’t his because she is too far along, he says they’ve only been together two weeks and she’s supposedly 14 weeks along(guy she’s living with/engaged to is probably the baby daddy) but Chris says he loves her anyway.