Dear reader I am watching the zombie episode of “Myth Busters” and I started to wonder if any of you dear readers would be willing to build me a zombie killing wheelchair/let me be on your team if we were fighting a zombie apocalypse.

I know realistically if the world went to apocalypse mode I wouldn’t survive long, (Yes dear reader I have actually thought about this) due mostly to the fact I can’t walk, I highly doubt people would stop in the middle of all the crazy to save me.

However if it was possible for me to somehow actually help I would do so and kick some ass with a smile on my face for as long as I lasted.