My best friend called/texted me drunk from a date(Bathroom call anyone?) To tell me that the guy she used to like just told her that he loves her and that she’s the girl of his dreams. After telling her a few days ago that he needed space.

Then my friend had sex with a different guy she likes(my friend has no shortage of guys I swear) a few days ago when he was still in state(he is in AZ now) but he told her that he would only get with her if she moved to AZ but he hasn’t asked her out yet.

She doesn’t know if he is ever going to either, she is giving him a week to give her some sign he likes her(he’d have to hit her over the head with it for her to get it, I love her like a sister but she doesn’t do subtle) and if he doesn’t she’ll get with her “fall back guy”.

Everything I tried to say wasn’t what she wanted to hear:

Her:  “What do I do?”

Me: insert advice here

Her: “Yes but..”

Her: “What do I do?”

Me: more advice

Her: “Yeah true, your right”

Her: “What do I do?

Me: “I don’t know ”

Her: “I got to go”

So sad and tired right now. Night dear reader here’s hopin’ tomorrow is a better day.